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(Warning: Lame Rap) Swamp Serenade: Toad's Hip-Hop Odyssey
(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, here's the story 'bout a toad so bold,
In the swampy marsh where the critters all roam.
With bulging eyes and skin so bumpy,
He's like a frog, but extra grumpy!
A toad, they say, is a frog in disguise,
Built to military specs, to our surprise.
His croak is like a drill sergeant's call,
And his warty armor protects him from all.
(Chorus)
Hop, hop, march to the beat,
Toad's on patrol, ain't that neat?
With a belly full of bugs, and a serious face,
He's the general of the pond, ruling the place!
(Verse 2)
While frogs hop and leap with joyful glee,
Our toad friend marches with solemnity.
His hops are precise, his posture so straight,
He's the general of the pond, ain't that great?
