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Tilly, The Tire Therapist: Rolling Out the Wisdom!
Because sometimes it takes a little rubber to smooth out life’s bumps.
Tucked away in the small, unassuming town of Driftwood, an unremarkable, slightly dusty tire named Tilly suddenly sprang to life. Yes, a tire. And not just any tire—a tire with a knack for unsolicited advice. It all started with a magic spell gone wrong (as they do), and before long, Tilly had decided that her true calling was therapy. “After all,” she thought, “who better to understand the emotional pressure than a tire?”
Chapter One: When the Tire Talks, Everyone Listens
Imagine it: a town full of cars, trucks, and the occasional wobbly moped suddenly treated to the soulful wisdom of a…tire? Tilly set up “shop” at the edge of a car wash and dubbed herself The Tire of Trust. And the vehicles came—some curious, some confused, but all hoping for a little guidance.
One-Liner: “Why pay $100 an hour for therapy when you can roll over and get advice from a spare?”
Caption: “Where’s Freud when you need him? Answer: Getting tire rotation tips from Tilly.”
Chapter Two: Grumpy Gus and the Pothole Panic
Tilly’s first client was Gus, the town’s oldest truck, a retired tow who spent most of his time grumbling about potholes. “I’m tellin’ ya, they’re…