Have you ever noticed how watermelons are always staring at you with those little black seeds? According to a wild conspiracy theory, watermelons are actually sophisticated surveillance devices planted by an ancient, melon-loving alien race.
*“Smile! You’re on Melon Camera!”*
Here’s the juicy scoop: thousands of years ago, these aliens—who look suspiciously like giant watermelons—landed on Earth. Their mission? To monitor humanity and gather data on our summer picnics, barbeques, and fruit salads. They disguised themselves as regular watermelons and spread their offspring around the globe.
*“Seed You Later, Alligator!”*
Those black seeds inside every watermelon? Tiny, advanced cameras and microphones. Every time you munch on a watermelon slice, you're unknowingly providing valuable intel to the alien overlords. They’re especially keen on understanding why humans have such an affinity for spitting the seeds—perhaps it’s a primitive form of communication or a way to spread their surveillance network.
*“Spit Happens, but the Melons are Watching!”*
