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The Fart Heard Around the World: How John Chose Flatulence Over Fortune and Became a Billionaire
"When life gives you beans, make billion-dollar gas!"
John had always thought he was just another average person—until one day, a mysterious figure appeared out of nowhere and offered him a choice that would change his life forever. The figure presented him with two options: $10 million in cold, hard cash or superhuman flatulence capable of powering engines and knocking villains off their feet.
Most people would have grabbed the money and run, but not John. He knew deep down that there was something special about option two. So, with a smirk and a stomach full of determination (and maybe a little bit of last night’s chili), he chose the superhuman flatulence.
One-Liner: "When you’re faced with a tough decision, trust your gut—even if it’s gassy."
At first, John’s new power seemed more like a party trick gone wrong. But soon, he realized the potential was more than just hot air. He started small, using his unique talent to power his lawnmower. But why stop there? With some clever engineering and a few "test runs," John found himself powering…
