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The Crow Cabal: Feathered Masters of Hilarious Surveillance
Ever wondered why crows are always watching? According to a side-splitting new conspiracy theory, crows are actually part of a highly organized secret society known as the Crow Cabal, tasked with global surveillance and comedy!
The theory goes like this: Crows, with their sharp eyes and witty personalities, were recruited by a group of prankster wizards who needed some help with their practical jokes. Over the centuries, these wizards disappeared into thin air (probably due to their own hilarious mishaps), but the crows carried on their legacy, evolving into the Crow Cabal, a covert organization dedicated to pulling off the most hilarious pranks ever seen.
Those "caws" you hear? They're not just random bird noises; they're actually coded punchlines being exchanged between the crow agents. Every time you see a group of crows (a "murder" of crows, as it's humorously called), they're not having a serious meeting, but rather planning their next uproarious prank or discussing the funniest jokes of the day.
Crows perch on power lines not to tap into our communications, but to charge up their comedic powers. They eavesdrop on our…
