Rock On: How Priya’s Pet Rock Adoption Agency Rocked Its Way to Millions

Who knew adopting a rock could rock your world (and your wallet)?

Rocky Beginnings: From Pebbles to Profits

At 22, Priya was stuck in the classic “I just graduated, now what?” phase of life. While most people panic and get a “real job,” Priya had a different kind of epiphany: “What if people could adopt pet rocks?” She wasn’t just talking about grabbing a stone off the ground. Oh no, these rocks came with backstories, personalities, and even adoption certificates—because let’s be real, if cats and dogs get them, why not rocks?

So, Priya launched the Pet Rock Adoption Agency from her apartment, complete with a catalog of rocks that had names like Rocky Balboa, Pebble Longstocking, and Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. And get this—they sold like hotcakes!

Hilarious Caption: “Because who wouldn’t want a rock named ‘Dwayne’ to guard their desk?”

The Backstory Behind the Backstories

Every rock had a hilarious and touching origin tale. For example, Rocky Balboa had apparently trained in the backyard for years, rolling down hills to perfect his form. Pebble Longstocking once got lost at the beach, but after a long journey, she finally made it to the adoption agency—stronger than ever. Each pet rock came with…