When the truth hits harder than bad fashion choices.
In the mystical kingdom of Cringelot, a wizard named Wilfred had one mission in life: to create the most brutally honest mirror in all the land. This was no ordinary mirror—it didn’t just show you if your hat was crooked or if you’d forgotten to comb your hair. This mirror, dubbed “Truthsayer,” revealed the real you: every ego-driven, self-important, and cringe-worthy detail of your personality.
One-Liner: “Sometimes, the scariest thing you’ll see in the mirror... is yourself.”
Chapter One: The Nobles Who Loved Themselves a Little Too Much
Enter the self-absorbed nobles: Lady Gloriana, Count Egbert, Lord Dandy, and Duchess Prunella. These nobles lived for admiration, compliments, and absurd fashion statements that even peacocks found embarrassing. So when they heard rumors about the mystical “Truthsayer” mirror, they couldn’t resist. A mirror that would show them in all their glory? Yes, please!
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall… show me the most fabulous of them all,” declared Lady Gloriana, fluffing her fur collar.
“Prepare to be dazzled!” added Count Egbert, striking a pose in a fur cape so large it doubled as a blanket.
