Fake News Forecast: Laughs with a 100% Chance of Absurdity

When the news gets fake, the forecast gets funny!

It was just another day in the bustling newsroom when Marty, the quirky weather reporter with a penchant for dad jokes, was handed the weirdest assignment of his career.

"Cover the fake news epidemic like it's a weather forecast," his boss grinned.

And so, armed with a green screen and a sense of humor sharper than a storm front, Marty transformed into the nation’s first-ever Fake News Meteorologist.

“Good evening, folks! Marty McMock here, reporting live from the swirling vortex of nonsense we call the internet,” he began, standing in front of a green screen displaying a chaotic Twitter feed exploding with hashtags like #FlatEarthFitness and #AliensOwnAmazon.

He pointed to a graphic titled “Truth: Optional”. “A high-pressure system of misinformation is sweeping through your timelines, bringing heavy showers of absurd headlines and occasional hailstorms of conspiracy theories.”

Behind him, an animated cloud sneezed out fake articles about moon cheese shortages.

"But fear not!" Marty grinned, adjusting his tie. "The comedy front is here to bring balance! With satire levels rising, comedians like John Oliver and Hasan Minhaj are rolling in with…