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Dino-Mite Poop (Warning: Lame Rap)

Yash B

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[Intro]
Yo, listen up, let me share a tale
From my childhood days, when my mind would sail
I thought mountains were made of dinosaur dung
Piled up high, like a prehistoric throne!

[Verse 1]
T-Rex and Triceratops, they must have eaten a lot
Their poop piled up, and it never got hot
Over time, it hardened, became a rocky ground
And that's how mountains formed, or so I thought, profound!

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[Chorus]
Dino poop mountains, a childhood dream
A prehistoric pileup, that's what I would scheme
Tall and proud, they stand today
A testament to my wild imagination, in every way!

[Verse 2]
Volcanoes were like giant toilets, I believed
Erupting with dino doo, it's what I perceived
Geologists would laugh, but I didn't care
My theory was solid, or so I thought, fair and square!

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Yash B
Yash B

Written by Yash B

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