6G, 12G, and Beyond: When the Internet Becomes a God

If you thought buffering was bad, wait until your fridge starts judging your life choices.

Chapter 1: 6G Internet—Japan’s Plan to Eliminate ‘Loading…’ Forever

Japan, the tech overlord of the universe, is already bored with 5G. They’ve announced 6G, a network so fast it’ll stream your thoughts before you think them. Forget "streaming in 4K"—6G promises to download an entire Netflix series before you can say, “Skip Intro.”

But who asked for this? Does anyone really need their cat videos in holographic 8D surround sound?

Caption: "When you’re downloading memes faster than your brain can process sarcasm."

Chapter 2: Imagine 12G Internet—Because Why Not Overdo It?

If 6G connects everything, 12G will predict everything. You won’t just get targeted ads for shoes; your shoes will arrive before you even realize you need them.

Picture this:

Self-aware home appliances: Your microwave texts, “Seriously, instant noodles again?”

Instant breakups: Your partner gets a notification, “You’ve been replaced by a better algorithm.”

Weather forecasts in HD: Instead of “It’s raining,” your phone generates a 3D simulation of your wet commute—complete…