My aunt's cousin's father's neighbor's daughter's ex-boyfriend's mother's teacher always said:-
"Happiness is - reading a one-liner."
What's cracking, my awesome one of a kind beautiful wonderful friends? Your boy; oh sorry, your crazy boy Yash is back again with a blast! And as always, without any further ado let's jump right into it.
1. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me. Lol! 2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Lol lol lollipop!
3. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. Can't beat that ha?
4. Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Speaking of which; you know? If every lie that was ever told by a politician was converted to electricity, we'd have enough power for a BILLION years! Ain't that something?
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